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1.When a woman is angry she has wanger. 2.When a man is angry with a woman for doing a stereotypical woman thing, he has wanger towards her.
1. Courtney has wanger because her cat peed all over her carpet. 2. Scott has wanger towards Courtney because she spent all his hard earned money on 2 martini lunches with her girlfriends.
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When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.
Past-Tense: wung hung
Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.
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The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.
She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.
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Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.
2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
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a male having less than the legal limit of genitalia in his britches.
We couldn't help but notice that Eduard was a real teeny wanger.
After showering that night, everyone knew chris had a teeny wanger.
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scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.
I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.
A kick in the vagina with a welly booted foot
She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.