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Warhammer is a fantasy game that is the very definition of Geek. Instead of having a life, your at home painting and customizing little figures, that are really friggin' expensive. 60 dollars for 8 PLASTIC figures. So, staying up til' 3 in the morning playing with figures when your 21 is a major turn-off for girls. That's why some guys I know don't have a girlfriend yet, and probably never will unless they stop playing playing with that crap. And if your an adult reading this, this is exactly like dungeons and dragons, so it is not by any terms "cool". Some people say "who cares if its geeky, play it if you want to" While yes, thats true, people will seriously think you are nerdy, and that will damage your appearance with the "in crowd" Plus, while you could be learning how to play the guitar or drums during the summer, your in a shop with a bunch of geeks throwing plastic models and dice at each other.
COOL PERSON: Hey, whats up? Do you wanna go to that Mikey's party tonight?
WARHAMMER GEEK: Aw, sorry. I got to paint my army and fight my arch rival. I just got this new dodron piece. wanna check it out? and then I can tell you about my adventures!!
COOL PERSON: Uh, nah, thats okay man, Im fi-
WARHAMMER GEEK: So this one time, Captain armpit was up against three death droids. I thought I was gonna lose, but captain armpit used his butt-laser, and totally saved the army. And this other time, I-
COOL PERSON: Uh, sorry, I gotta go. *quickly walks back towards his car*
That was the first and last time the WARHAMMER GEEK was ever invited to party.
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The place where everyone is a nerd, a virgin and has no life. If you read even a single article on the wiki, you have zero shot of every getting laid and have forfeited your life to the franchise.
Person 1: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Person 2: Play video games, cook and read the Warhammer 40k wiki.
Person 1: Oh so you're a virgin nerd.
Person 2: Yes
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A PVP based MMORPG in which players choose characters from the Warhammer table top universe and play with and against other players. It also have been cited to bear many similarities to the game WoW, giving it the nickname, WoWhammer. This game is also known as WAR.
Dood1: I just bought Warhammer Age of Reckoning!
Guy: Good for you.
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Noun
A +5 inch penis that, the tip resembles a hammer that is used to penetrate inside or outside the body.
Normally causes many injuries to your partner
Tom: hey so my GF found out that I have the WARHAMMER PACKAGE and now she can't walk right.
DOC: ..... Tom she's been dead for a while.
How long were you fucking here?
Tom:. About 1 hour straight. Why?
DOC:. That explains a lot.
WarHammer’s Law aka WarHammer’s Rule
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.
So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!
The same as a average discord mod
Person 1: Oh yeah i play warhammer
Person 2: So you are a warhammer player?
Person 1: Yeah, but how can i smell good?
Person 2: Shower
Person 1: Shower?