douche bag. also see monkey wrench
honey can you bring me my split washer
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Someone who enjoys licking and/or tonguing their sex partner's anus.
Tom asked Shannon to tongue his asshole, and she said, "Sorry, I don't do windows".
First I washed her window, then I monkey punched her.
She was a first class window washer, so I gave her a tip.
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an overly compliant or conformist individual, esp. male., who displays a willingness to accept humliating tasks in order to gain acceptance by his peers, without being able to see the hidden agenda of said peers. See also Weiner Cleaner.
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when a woman ejaculats on your had via the fingers
That bich was a real knuckle washer
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someone who likes to suck on peni.
that guy is such a cock washer
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a superrior from of t-bagging. one places one's testis in the face of an inferior and begins to "acdivate the spin cycle". At this point the dish washer sipns around and squats up and down.
yo did u see that shit trav? i busted him with my D.eagle then dish washed his shit
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The loose coinage or dollars discovered within the washing machine or clothes dryer by the individual(s) tending the machines and/or laundry. (Money usually originates in the pockets of the clothes atricles being washed).
1. My sister black mailed me into doing her laundry for 2 months but the Washer's fee was grand!
2. "Man I could of swore I had like $5.00 bucks on me but it went missing!" "Bet it became Washer's fee dude."
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