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Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.
Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.
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The torturous treatment of post-secondary students at either midterm or final exam time; an experience which is inflicted on them by their professors.
He: Did you get through all of your schoolwork this semester?
She: It was academic waterboarding! I didn't think I was going to make it.
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To impress a systematic and methodical assault on a person’s digital identity by malevolently disseminating information in a slow, controlled fashion to drive the target insane.
He can be pretty aggressive in emails, it's like digital waterboarding.
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Forcefully moving a person between discord voice channels in an attempt to attract their attention by having an obnoxious sound play through their audio output device.
KraTyr was muted so we started discord waterboarding him so he finally comes back to continue watching anime.
When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.
Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!
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When you give a facial then you slap a wet face cloth over her face (bonus points if it's cold)
At least I helped with the clean up with a reverse waterboard
The act ramming huge piles of snow down a person's throat to simulate the act of drowning, similar to waterboarding.
Jimmy wouldn't tell me what I wanted to know, so I had Phil wyoming waterboard him till he talked.
Matt was acting like a tool so we have him a wyoming waterboard to change his attitude.