*goes to urban dictionary* *gets bored* *decides to make fun of website by typing in the definition of βa good websiteβ*
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PornHub is the best website for lonely kids that don't have a life lol
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These individuals are addicted to websites. This condition often stems from the lack of a role model as a child, but can be blamed on anything from boredom, to an obsession with a particular field. The subject often visits the same sites over and over in the hope finding something new, much like a dog keeps checking his food bowl incase more food has been left for him. Normally reside in the North East of Scotland.
Kellie: Whats wrong with Simon these days? I called him last night and he said he was online and just hung up on me. It was really rude of him.
Steven: Don't take it personally, I was talking to his Mum and she said the phsychiatrist diagnosed him as a "Website Junkie". He just can't keep away from the internet.
Kellie: Oh, I thought he was just fucking rude.
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www.Luna.org - been down since August and may never see the light of day again.
Luna is closed for repairs, because I sat on it and it broke.
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A funny webseries on the internet that takes place in a failing software business, with people sounding like they just breathed in helium. The people who work here don't even work hard and this series wants to make you laugh.
Dude, did you see that new episode of The Website Is Down last night?
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An individual who attempts to whore, or promote their website (which is often little known, useless, and has a disastrous layout) on urban dictionary. Their "definition" of their website is one-sided, making it sound as if they have come up with the best idea since sliced bread. They are the cause of an estimated 90% of headaches in urban dictionary editors.
A Website Whore: hay guyz i know ur thinking that a definition for belgium would b about belgium, but guess what ur wrong! this is a promotion for my website: www.thissiteisapieceofcrap.com it has funny flash cartoons, a blog about me; someone you will never meet or care about in ur entire life and anime music videos! this site has never been done before right? this is comepletly original right? right? right?
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Noun: a person that produces or aids in producing a new website.
I love your new site. It has excellent search engine placement, loads quick, great graphicsβ¦whoβs your website midwife?