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when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner
bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"
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That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.
weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.
Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
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The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking
wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.
When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.
Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?
Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.
The combined act of masturbating and crying.
Ian: Hey man, you'll never guess what I just found in the public bathroom.
Alex: What?
Ian: Some kid was weeping off in the stall!
Alex: Fucking nast! Must have been a low-point in his life...
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a weep from ones ball - an insignificant dribble of man glue from ones testicle (singular, as not worthy of a dribble from both balls)
you are nothing but a ball weep
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Wanking someone off till they cry, or wanking yourself till you cry
Jeff felt so emotional that he had himself a weeping wank