were-bag

a person who can go from an average nice man to a total douche bag in seconds, akin to the transformation of a werewolf.

Brooklyn from Daisy of Love is a very noticible were-bag

As You Were

The debut solo album by former Oasis lead singer Liam Gallagher, hailed as a return to form. The title comes from his signoff on his tweets.

As you were LG x

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were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.

"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"

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Were-douche

1.To be a cool while in person but once out of site becomes an automatic douche.
2.One who has frequent angry outbursts.

Man, Travis is a total were-douche?
really? I thought he was alright.
yea, thus the were-douche

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Were-penis

The result of docking with a wolf on a full moon. Hairy monster penis that atacks on a full moon.

Johns were-penis attacked me last night.

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There were no tears

There were big heaving burbling sobs.

Elon Musk, 8/16/2018: Sobs uncontrollably to The NY Times because he has to work some extra hours for a shot at his $56 Billion pay package.

Elon Musk, 8/28/2018: “There Were No Tears.”

NY Times, 8/28/2018: Musk was screaming awful guttural wails for the entire interview.

were gravy

An exclamation of when someone has succeeded, and knows they are fine.

Don't worry, were gravy bro.