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Bro: Yo what looks like half an apple
Homie: Yeah dawg
Bro: Aight man, the other half homes
What a dude on vine dais to his mom while she was cooking some food in a pan.
That vine with that dude saying 'That's what good pussy sounds like' made me laugh my ass off.
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Fish.
Hey man what does pussy smell like?
Fish.
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A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"
Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
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Strawbriarerry pronounced with an "r" in the middle like library. It is pronounced wrong but we all know what is meant. Don't knock it.
He says "Lets go to the libary."
She says "It's Not libary it's Library dummy"
He says "Everyone knows what a strawbriarerry tastes like, get off my ass.
She says "look at the bird in the winder"
He says "It's window"
She says "We all know what strawbriarerrys taste like"
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A question asked to nerds,noobs,stright edges,promise keepers ect. Not because they need to know the answer but to see if THEY know.
Hey man what does a pussy look like?
I...uaaa...
See I told you he didn't even know what a pussy looks like.
Next time say it looks like a piece of meat.
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