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What a dude on vine dais to his mom while she was cooking some food in a pan.
That vine with that dude saying 'That's what good pussy sounds like' made me laugh my ass off.
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Fish.
Hey man what does pussy smell like?
Fish.
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If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?
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A joke. The answer is "rabbit farts"
Remember, you're supposed to publish jokes. This is not an inside joke.
Suzy: I have a joke. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Lulu: I don't know. What's the answer?
Suzy: Rabbit farts.
Both: Hahhahahahahah.
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Strawbriarerry pronounced with an "r" in the middle like library. It is pronounced wrong but we all know what is meant. Don't knock it.
He says "Lets go to the libary."
She says "It's Not libary it's Library dummy"
He says "Everyone knows what a strawbriarerry tastes like, get off my ass.
She says "look at the bird in the winder"
He says "It's window"
She says "We all know what strawbriarerrys taste like"
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An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.
Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!
Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!
Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?
Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!
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