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I'll burn that bridge when I get there

Having clear vision of a unavoidable and bad decision on the horizon and agreeing to wait for the catastrophe rather than rush it.

"When grandma finds out I'm living with a woman shes gonna know I'm a lesbian, but I'll burn that bridge when I get there"

by luckylittleme June 19, 2009

33๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


well it all started when i was 7

a phrase that you say when they start asking questions about what your talking about and dont want to answer them.

vee: so wait how do you even know her?
marc: i met her threw a friend on myspace.
vee: have you even seen her?
marc: well it all started when i was 7.
vee: dude?

by MarcBee June 23, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 25, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.

"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"

by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 28, 2022


When I was 9 years old...

A term said by Asian parents to show you how fucked up their lives were back then.

"Dad, can you drive me to school today?"
"Oh my god lah. When I was 9 years old... I used to walk twenty miles to get to school, uphill, both ways, ON ONE FOOT. MY OTHER FOOT WAS FUCKING STARTING A BUSINESS YOU LITTLE FUCK. DO YOU WANT TO GET SENT JESUS?"

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


see you when I see you

To see definitely another person in the future but no specific date,time and place yet agreed upon..

To meet up another without designated rendezvous ..

The happening of meeting up is certain to happen yet the time and place still to be finalized by the parties .

HEATHER : I'm working every day but on Thursday I'll be out for the most part maybe Friday is okay..

HENRI :: I'm not certain on Friday but let's see how things play out ... See you when I see you ..

by Jemburat December 17, 2017

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


gege when I catch you gege

Inspired by the "Ricky when I catch you Ricky" expression, the statement is directed towards Jujutsu Kaisen author Gege Akutami after the release of chapter 236.

Gojo fans after chapter 236: Gege when I catch you Gege

by steffy_baka September 24, 2023

14๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž