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A phrase or exclamation used to describe something particularly gnarly, incredible or unbelievable. The term is derived from the extreme sports prowess of Derrick Whipple, from The Jim and Derrick Show.
Damn dude, that move blew my mind! He's trippin on a whipple dip.
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An ebay sellers' warranty that is useless.
Legit seller item $100 + shipping $20 = $120 Mr. Whipple item $50 + shipping and handling $70 = $120. Both sellers offer a 90 day exchange buyer pays shipping both ways warranty. Item goes bad Legit seller $20 return + $20 replacement = $40. Mr Whipple $20 return + $70 shipping and handling ( you must pay this to get the warranty service ) = $90 . A lot of buyers would think twice about paying $40 to replace a $120 item, but if they think they are still ahead they will do it. Add in the fact that Mr Whipples merchandise is junk to begin with,a lot more are going to say the hell with it when the cost is $90 to replace a $120 item. Legit seller 90 days starts over again with the replacement item. Mr Whipple 90 day warranty starts with the first item and ends at 90 days. so your warranty may run out before you get the replacement. The rule of thumb is sellers price is twice sellers cost that means the legit seller is out $50 for each warranty replacement, he has good reason to make sure his merchandise will last. Mr Whipples cost is covered in the shipping and handling charge each warranty replacement costs him nothing, he isn't as concerned about the quality of his merchandise.Mr Whipples' warranty is a heads he wins and tails the buyer loses warranty. Check price, shipping costs, and warranty terms before buying avoid Mr Whipple. mikie the yorkie wishes she had.
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Chipple my whipple means tickle my baby, but it sound oddly dirty.
guy1: "Whats up homosexual pig"
guy2: "chipple my whipple dirtbag"
When you are whipped in the nipple with a towel, or whip someone else in the nipple with a towel
"Dude, Mike gave me a whipple nipple this morning. My nip still hurts!"
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A random phrase for emphasis for absolutely no reason.
“Rita, get your own damn plane ticket, I’m about to whipple gone-on the gwit to Kingshighway before the DMV closes.”
The Act Of Rubbing Your Bellend On A Woman's Cleavage Until She Has A Cold Shiver Then Cum On Her Chest
Brunor Whipple Tickled His Girl Friend As She Tried To Hold In Here Shiver
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v. Dismantle and reassemble in a more efficient manner.
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Did you whipple my dish washer. It keeps spitting plates into the cupboard and yesterday a knife nearly took my eye out.
No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.
Again: you are only five.