gay whistle

The high-pitched sound made by certain, generally more effeminate, gay men when pronouncing the letter 'S'. It is similar to a lisp, with the added component of a whistle produced by blowing air through the front teeth.

John: Oh, sweety, that guy across the bar is absolutely fabulousssssss...
Jason: No kidding, but back off on that gay whistle; I heard he's only into hard-core butch guys.

Sarah: I really like John. I'm thinking of asking him out.
Susan: Girl, are you crazy? Didn't you hear his gay whistle?

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Rick Whistled

When some jerk wanders by whistling Rick Astley and you are left with the song in your head.

Lady friend 1: What’s wrong? You look pissed!

Lady friend 2: I just got Rick Whistled.

Lady friend 1: Oh dear God.

The Whistle Swinger

When you cheat on your wife with your radio co-host.

"Damn! I never thought this show would lead to us doing the whistle swinger!"

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whistling skinflaps

1. A pussy whistle.

2. The result of a queef.

I was awoken buy the sound of whistling skinflaps.

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fuck whistle

Idiot, moron, one who lacks the most basic common sense to make correct decisions,see ass clown.

That fuck whistle doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!

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Refill whistle

To inhale through a straw in an empty cup containing the remnants of a flavorful drink and it's marinated ice cubes. The irritating sound signals to your inattentive waiter/waitress that you are in dire need of getting your thirst quenched.

"where the fuck is my waiter? I guess it's time to bust out the refill whistle."

*Refill whistles are most effective when a waiter/waitress is in auditory range*

*if you hear a refill whistle, your tip may be in jeopardy*

Whistling Busker

Hiring a prostitute to whistle 'Rivers of Babylon' up a mans anus, whilst jiggling his balls like a coin bag.

"Sex or Blow Job, love?"

"I'll take a 'Whistling Busker' please."