Why do black people jump high?

The vigorous amounts of chicken they eat gives them flying abilities

Why do black people jump high? It’s the chicken

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why do guys have leg hair

So guys don’t get to close to each other

Why do guys have leg hair? Because you are gay if you feel another guys leg hair with your own

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why do you suck so hard?

To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.

You never want to party. Why do you suck so hard?

As if to say:
Why you gotta drag your teeth?
Maaaaan, you deeply SUCK.

You haven't been out with us in ages. Why do you suck so hard?

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Why do I always get the nuts?

How come all my customers are men? It would sure be nice to meet a few chicks around this joint for a change.

after ordering Gooberberry sundaes
Spongebob: Oh waaaaiiiter!!! Waaaiiiiiiiter!! WaiTOR! Waiter!
Waiter: Why do I always get the nuts?

why you do that

Because I can

person- why you do that
Me- because I have nothing better to do

why do good girls like bad guys?

a question that a good boy has been having for a real long time. even though he's good, he has been bad and it's plain to see. so why do good girls fall in love with him?

"hey, freddie?"
"yeah ricardo."
"why do good girls like bad guys?"
"IVE HAD THAT QUESTION FOR A REAL LONG TIME"
"IVE BEEN A BAD BOY AND ITS PLAIN TO SEE"
"SO WHY DO GOOD GIRLS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME?"

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why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

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