Willis

Willis:

A small town about 45 minutes north of Houston. Full of red-necks and old people who suck at driving. Never take 1097 to 105 because you'll get stuck at the red light before you ever get out of town. the biggest attraction is super Kroger and next in line is tractor supply. Full of teenagers who think they are country but actually aren't. Close enough to Conroe that you'll never see it on a map or here anybody outside of Willis talk about Willis. Walnut cove.

Person 1: Where are you from
Person 2: I'm from Willis, Texas
Person 1: where's that at?

Person 2 Don't worry about it.

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Willy

Willy: Slang for Penis.

"I got a big Willy, spread 'em"

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willy-willy

australian for hurricane

im serious look it up

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Willie

A dangerous mother fucker that’ll hurt you if you cross him or play him , especially with his emotions

Oh don’t mess with willie

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Willie

Dope; off the chain; tight as fuck; the shit.

" Man u know yo ass is Willie when they got u in the Jag wit like half a milly..." -Sean Carter aka Jay Z aka Yung Hova aka Jigga aka El Presidente

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Willy

A big potato that hangs off you pelvis.

I will eat your willy

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willying

The act of not lending your friends money even though you are loaded with cash.

Jhonny: hey can i borrow some money for a caramel frappé?

Pepe : Nah man i have to pay my Xbox bill.

Jhonny: But ummm..you make $100,000 a year.

Pepe: its complicated, but now that you are here, can you give me a ride to the store that is four hours away

Jhonny: WTF, you are willying.