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Located in Windsor, Ontario, Canada the University of Windsor is the southernmost university in all of Canada. (however, like pretty much all Canadian universities it still gets it's share of snow during the winter.)
The U of W is known for having one of the more internationally diverse student bodies in all of Canada, but the majority of it's students are still from the Windsor-Essex County and Chatam area (over 80% of students who go on to university from these areas will attend the U of W).
Historically, it hasn't scored well in Maclean's Magazine's annual University Rankings, but then again Maclean's Magazine is basically the Fox News of the North. In reality, the university offers a wide range of undergraduate and graduate degrees, including a well renown engineering program which has placed in the top 3 in each of the past three years in a competition against other engineering programs in Ontario.
Richard Peddie president and CEO of Maple Leafs sports and entertainment, graduated from the U of W with a degree in business and is still a proud supporter of the school and has be known to offer internships to Windsor MBA students.
Finally some of the benefits U of W students enjoy are a lively downtown district located close to the campus (5 minute bus ride), 3 pro sports teams located in downtown Detroit (Red Wings, Tigers and Lions) and the newly renovated and state of the art St. Dennis Center facility which played host to the 2008 Canadian Olympic Trials and is home to Lancer's Football, Basketball, Soccer, Volleyball and the CIS champion track and Field team.
Person1: So I heard you were thinking about the University of Windsor
Person2: Yeah, I am. But what about their rating in Maclean's?
Person1: Dude, it's Maclean's!
Person2: Good point...
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may or may not involve two or more people, may or may not involve a wooden ship or wiffle ball bat
dude i totally double windsored that chick last night
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The greatest team in the world !
The Windsor Spitfires won the Memorial Cup in 2009 because they are amazing.
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A city in Southwestern Ontario Canada. Home to Ontario's most hoppin' bar scene and the best collection of drunk sluts this side of river. On weekends, great numbers of Americans flock to Windsor to get shittered and make complete asses of themselves, while the respectable Canadian kids beat their asses and fuck their women.
Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.
Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Windsor is quickly moving up the ranks as the single mom capital of the world, only rivaled by Leamington and Chatham. This is only possible because of the number of ass-hats that are migrating to the city from these two kife-hole towns. All in all, the Rose City is still home to some of the fittest trim in the country, and there's even places to get 24 hour breakfast like the Husky or Golden Griddle. mmmmmmm.....
ex.1
John: Where would a guy go to score some great pussy?
Paul: Windsor, Ontario dude, where the fuck else?
ex.2
Canadian Guy: Man, we totally scored 3 yankees for a border bang!
American Guy: Those cool, good looking mutha fuckaz from Windsor stole our women.... oh well, this picture of Delta Burke will do... fap fap fap.
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A small, high class town where sports are prominent. Cars like Mercedes Benz, BMW's and Corvettes are often seen prowling the streets. Known places of wealth are the Reserve, Forest Glen and Highland Falls. Also home to the OCC, (Orange County Choppers) So many choppers are seen as well. Near Newburgh, Cornwall and Cornwall on Hudson.
Person1: Hey where are you?
Person2: I'm visiting New Windsor!
Person1: Oh! Cool, Who'd you know there!?
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an immoral or dissolute individual. This individual has these characteristics but with a certain charm that causes some individuals to doubt the truly immoral things that one is capable of.
That slutress of windsor said that I was the only one she would be with.
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A Windsor Handshake is the act of one male manually stimulating another male's penis with his hand or hands. To "Windsor" someone is to stroke there penis until they ejaculate. A proper Winsdor Handshake is completed when two males mutually maturbate each other.
Why not just give him a Windsor Handshake?
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