winstons

The winstons, also known as alcoholism, is a strong dependency on alcoholic beverages. It is mainly used to describe a raging alcoholic who still manages to keep his life in order and possibly even save England from Hitler.

"Larry's got a bad case of the winstons... That guy was totally drunk when he presented his doctoral dissertation."

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winstoning

To lick someone aggressively

My dog was winstoning me last night dude!

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Winstoned

When the new English polymer £10 note (featuring Winston Churchill) cuts the inside of your nose when snorting cocaine.

Bro, that note winstoned me! Pass me a paper £20 instead.

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winston

a jerk, uncaring asshole, who does not give a thought to how anyone else feels.

me & winston went to a restaurant and winston gets the number of a waitress and tries to say it was the guy the front but when we leave he stops and gets the number of the guy at the front.

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Winston

The term used to describe the male penis after just having had sex. Also the term carried until the male washes his penis after intercourse. Note: having sex with a different women on a "Winston" is a "Super Winston."

Dude, I totally have a winston right now. or: Dude, I just did her with a winston.

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Winston

A asshole who thinks he can get any girl he wants. He seems popular on social media but in real life ain't shit. Is a lame fuckboy named after a pack of cigarettes.

Friend 1:There goes a Winston he looks cool.
Friend 2: Girl stay 100 feet away he has too many problems.

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Winston

A ugly person.

Dinorockphin..

Winston is a dinorockphin.

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