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Its another word for boner. When you see some one and u get turned on.
Guy#1:Dude did you see that girl she was sexy
Guy#2: Yeah i saw her she got me a big woodie
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1. Hard Cock
2. A Wooden Rollercoaster, Woodie
3. For Some Reason, The Word With The Most "Thumbs Up" on uRbaAN DICTIONARY
4. My Fucking Name!
1. Hmm, Now All I Need to do is Find a Way to Make My Woody a Bit Bigger... I Know! Steroids!
2. I'll Take my Bitch on the new Woody, Then Maybe She'll Finally Put Out!
3. Son of a Bitch has more Votes then Me...
4. Again, my name is not .Woody., It's Woody. Get rid of the period used as a prefix, thats my Screen Name.
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What you get when you wake up.
good morning fellas, hide your woodys theres aldies around!
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An adjective meant to describe a word pleasant to the sound or pronunciation. Opposite of Tinny.
"Yes, you can't beat wood. Gorn."
"What's gone, dear?"
"Nothing, nothing -- just like the word, it gives me confidence. Gorn. Gorn -- it's got a sort of 'woody' quality about it. Gorn. Go-o-orn. Much better than 'newspaper' or 'litter bin'."
-- Graham Chapman, "The Woody Sketch" from Monty Python's Flying Circus
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An erection of the penis, usually caused by a full bladder upon waking in the morning. Also, associated with erotic dreams.
He drank a full liter of water before going to bed, so it was no surprise he woke with a woody.
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An old car with wooden sides (like a station wagon). Also a surfboard, or skimboard that is made out of wood.
I'm drivin' my woody to the beach!
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an erect penis
whoa dude whenever i see that chick dude its like dude she gives me a woody
another variation:
i woke up this morning with early morning wood
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