Barely yonder is basically "not far" in old-timer speak. It was predominately said by old white people around the time of the dinosaurs. English teachers refer to this dialect of English as "Old English."
That is barely yonder away from here. The other bar is barely yonder.
"Barry, can we get Morgen Freeman's Left Buttocks" -hans
"We got Morgen Freeman's Left Buttocks Yonder Day" -barry
"Fuck" -hans
Guy 1: "It's down the road over Yonder"
Guy 2: "what are you fucking gay"
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That is a ways away. Not too far but not too close.
The dog came back from down yonder and was all muddy. His boy drowned in the drainage ditch.
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A word used in reference to female parts. This word was introduced in a kik chat room by Jay.
I licked her under yonder.
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It's what the American astronauts referred to as Outer Space.
When our guys were up in the spaceship rocket, they got to see the Fantastic wild blue yonder!
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