Yooted

The past tense of yeet

I pushed nan down the stairs yeet

The day before that I yooted my grandad down them

Yooting

The pronation of the cock to such a degree where the process of space time continuum cannot sustain its self because of the overlapping of the cocks skin. One yoot resides at the beginning stages of early users( usually just to start learning how it’s done perchance). Second overlap of the male cock-skin is where things get a little psychedelic, mind begins to go in the 2nd dimension. On the 3rd rotation of penis you begin your journey ripping through the fabric of our reality, in this state your mind will accelerate cognitive abilities and unleash your extra 8 senses. On top of this you will feel your vision blurt and you will experience a higher plane of existence with geometric forms shaping around them as what they first thought was reality shortly turns into a figment of your mind. You must never go past a 3rd turn because after you hold on for that fourth, you vaporize into the 5th sector and break through the quantum barrier of the universes dematrel valve. Anyone who has attempted a 4th turn yoot has all ended up gone from this realm with most speculating that they become a high form of being, but we will never know. As of now we do know that most of this exists because of the law of dihilozation, in this law it confirms that when the cock is turned such a way the matrix mistakes the plane of the skin to be apart of its own and with each turn a sector of reality is brought with it. Yooting can also be really helpful against pollen allergies and gayness

Yo sorry I can’t get to the phone right now I’m too busy Yooting the geek out of my dih

dusty yoot

1) fucking asshole (extreme)

2) bloody wanker (british)

3) ugly person (mild)

My great-uncle's such a dusty yoot, he's just called an actor a racist slur again.

key yoot

Someone who is being a smartass, or know-it-all. Also a synonym of bice. Not to be confused as a phonetical spelling of "cute".

"Dude, that girl is so key yoot"
"How do you know?"
"She was slamming all this stuff in my face about Putin when I said I was into politics."

Ya yoot

Its when you want to yeet something out of existence and obliterate it. Thats when you should say yoot.

Pete: YEET
Shawn:Ya Yoot
Pete: gets fucking obliterated

Yoot

The future tense of yeet

I am gonna yoot myself off a bridge when I do the chemistry homework later

yoot

Yoot is usually used as a one word sentence. It's a combination of woot and yeah.
1. "Woot" a random utterance of enthusiasm
2. "hell yeah" an enthused term of agreement

3. "That's what I'm talking about" an agreement upon a positive outlook on a situation.

1. "Atlanta, are you ready to rock?"
"YOOOOOT!"

2. "You want this free iPad, dude?"
"YOOT!"

3. "I just got my Masters degree in Psychology!"
"YOOOOT!"