you know you want to

the only correct response to “fuck you”

Girl: you’re an asshole, fuck you!!
Boy: you know you want to ;)

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you thought you ate

A phrase that, when said to someone, means that said person did something while expecting to be hyped up or praised for what they did when, in fact, no one is or what they did is just not as cool as they think it is.

Person: Girl, your talking like that to me when you got those goofy ass yeezy foam runners on.
Other Person: You thought you ate that.

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you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

you thought you ate that

If this is said to you it means the person that said it to you doesn’t think you did a good job as you thought you would.

Girl stfu you thought you ate that..

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Like You Like You

Refers to a deeper, more intimate feeling of 'like' inferred by repeating the word. Can also be used with other actions or feelings. Emphasis usually on the first 'like'.

Chick - Why aren't we going out tonight? I thought you liked me?
You - Yeah, but I dont LIKE you like you.

Friend - Did you kiss her?
You - Absolutely but I didn't KISS her kiss her.

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you slumber, you blunder

A variation of “you snooze you lose” but much more fancy fancy Spansy.

Lily: “Why did you post a picture of me sleeping in class”
Me: “You slumber, you blunder”

If you know, you know

The defining phrase of an inside joke/access to information only a select few know about

You see your mate's laptop screen saver is a naked girl, but her face is covered , you know who it is, but others don't- you post it on your snapchat and put "....'s screensaver, if you know, you know"

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