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Mary: OMFG
Boyd: You know,Once you go black, you never go back
Mary:more like, Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair
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A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.
"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."
"Wow... Such a dick."
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What you say when someone states something that we all know and dont need someone to tell us. Used as an insult.
A: Eminem's white.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Tupac's dead.
B: Yes he is dead, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Miley Cyrus is a slut.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: The Jonas Brothers are gay.
B: Yes they are, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper.
B: Yes he is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
A: Jessica alba is hot.
B: Yes she is, you can go jack off with that knowledge.
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I want to get off the phone now because I hate talking to you, but I'll pretend that I'm being polite by letting you go back to whatever boring crap you would be doing if you weren't talking to me.
Them: So then he said it was benign but I should probably get it removed. And I said-
You: Wow! That's nuts! Hey look, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to take care of. I'm gonna let you go. Bye.
Them: Oh, uh, yeah. Bye.
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an idiomatic expression that showed up in writing in the 1800s, is a casual way of saying “Here it is” when you give someone something that's requested.
The waitress brings your food and she says “here you go.”
It means:
- You can leave now
- Go! Move!
- You're done. You're all set.
Just enter the URL and off you go!
You link into the system from the telephone connection in your hotel room and off you go.
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What the fat kid says when you're not devouring your hamburger as fast as he did.
Gary Brolsma to some guy in McDonald's:
Are you going to eat that?
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