Did you get a whoppa

OUR LORD JACK MANIFOLD HAS SPOKEN

"did he get a whoppa?"

"Did you get a whoppa??"

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you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

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do you get me

A query you ask someone after stating a joke that they don't get

Louis: "hey sophie did you hear that half life 3 comes out february 29th, 2019"
Sohpie: "oh wow that's awesome"
Louis: "sophie do you get me 2019 doesn't have a february 29th"

Didnt you get the Memo

When you and all your friends know something or plans for a day except one of your other friends because he wasnt paying attention or just didnt get it :(

Hey this weekend is going to be so SICK. other friend '' Whats happening on the weekend ?

''Dude all of us know, Didnt you get the memo?

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This is why you get no hoes

The thing someone says oh o you when you do or say something downright stupid.

Me: What if you have trouble exhaling and need an exhaler to suck air outta you?
Sum friend: stfu this is why you get no hoes
Me: ...... dang ;-;

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you get me tight

When someone is upset for others actions

Every time I fail that bitch Miss.Knight class I just sit there like you get me tight .

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When you get a chance

Nice way of telling someone you want something done NOW.

Person 1: Hey, when you get a chance, can you do the dishes.

Person 2: Yeah, but I don't think I'll have a chance until next week.

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