Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator?

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? Wait seriously... Haven't you?

Whaaat you haven't played tuber simulator? - PewDiePie 2020

You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

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Don't play the game if you can't play the game

A common phrase meaning don't mess with someone if you can't handle their response

How did you fool me!
Hey kiddo, don't play the game if you can't play the game.

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I was wondering if you could play that song again

mr krabs line

I was wondering if you could play that song again

sure man which one

the one that goes beep boop boop bop, beep boop beep

no man you're thinking of beep boop bop beeop bop bop beep boop bop

beep boop boop bap boop bop

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You want to play, let’s play

Chamber’s ult on enemy team that scares the living shit out of everyone.

Chamber: You want to play, let’s play. The other team: alright time to head out.

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

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Do you want to play shadow?

It's a copycat game. You ask your victim "Do you want to play shadow?" If the respond with "yes' begin to copy everything they say like a shadow.

Me: "Do you want to play shadow?"
You: Sure
Me: Sure
You: What
Me: What
You:Oh hell no
Me: Oh hell no
(etc..)

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