roll your balls

1. The male equivalent of rolling your eyes at some one.

2. A flippant gesture of irritation.

Did you just roll your balls at me?

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your balls are flapping

1. A fruitless course of action.
2. The inevitable conclusion to a religous or political debate inside the smittyverse.

see: talkin out the side'o yah neck
Source: ph3arbear

"...So he was all like d00d mormons totally kickass, you are such a fuckin nazi, and i was like d00d, stfu your balls are flapping.."

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Jock Your Balls

verb. To jock ones balls.
Buttering up someone you wanna get on. Not necessarily a sexual thang. Interchangable with "Licking Your Balls".

Example 1: "I walked in and Katie was totally jocking Seth's balls..."

Example 2: "I don't mean to jock your balls or anything, but... you're kind of a big deal, Mr. Burgundy..."

Example 3: "Um... yeah... did you not notice that Josh was totally licking your balls when we were golfing today?"

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Playing With Your Balls

I was just kidding, or I was just playing. Used only for people who have balls to be, jokingly, played with.

Guy 1: Yo why are you making fun of me 😢
Guy 2: Dw I'm just playing with your balls

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Pissing on your balls

To waste someone's time.

"What is this guy pissing on his balls? The light's been green forever."

"I need you to stop pissing on your balls and get that report in."

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get your balls up

To overcome your fear, to act despite your fright and show some confidence by being a man.

When you are scared to walk over to that pretty girl your friend tells you to get your balls up.

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give your balls a tug

Man up. Get on with it. Get serious.

A: I think I have a chance with Rachel.

B: Rachel? She's way out of your league, give your balls a tug.

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