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To get Ready.
Pack your dicks. We're going on a road trip!
a not uncommon response to someone who talks a lot of bullshit or doesn't know what they're talking about at all, or someone of questionable sexual preference. also used to insult pretty much anyone at any time w/o any cause, mostly males.
Person A: That String Cheese Incident show rocked. They were throwin' down somethin' fierce.
Person B: Man, your dick's loose.
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To cowboy-up, to man-up. To stop being a pussy and start acting like a man....with a dick
Bob: She's hot, but I'm afraid to talk to her.
Jaqrell: Put your dick on and talk to her.
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When victorious in a competition used as smack talk to rub the defeat in your opponents face.
Dude, I just milked your dick. You bitch
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An expression meaning to "shut the fuck up" or to stifle your diarrhea mouth.
Nick: " I just really can't believe your bitch girlfriend is such a bitch because, like, she's so rude and is such a bitch, and ...(blah, blah, blah).
Blake: " Dude, keep your mouth off my woman!"
Nick: " I'm sorry but it's just like, she's such a bitch and , like, I just wanna tell her she sucks...(blah, blah, blah).
Blake: " Dude, SHUT YOUR DICK!!!"
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Quite possibly the stupidest, most ridiculous song known to mankind.
Dave: Did you hear that song "Smell Your Dick" by Riskay?
Phil: Yeah, that song is soooooo fucking stupid dude... like wtf..??
Dave: Werd...
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How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?
*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
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