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When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to settle their tits. A phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down.d
A - What the fuck ref?! Crosby's being a pussy!
B - Dude, settle your tits. Giroux's gonna knock him on his ass.
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A term that is used towards someone who is being overdramatic or too enthusiastic about a simple topic or matter.
Dan: "Matt your swing is awful! Your only swinging with your arms, you have to shift your weight more" Matt: "Dan, calm your tits"
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Woman manipulating or pushing a guy around to get her way. Most appropriately used to describe an irritating bitch with big tits.
I am tired of you always trying to get your way, pushing me around and giving me vagitude. Stop bulldozing with your tits! You're not getting your way!
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Someone has become so angry that it's becoming out of control, they're impossible to calm down. So, one says they should "calm their tits".
Tammy: You know what I really think of you?
Jon: What?
Tammy: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY, ATROCIOUS, ROTTEN, DECOMPOSING, NASTY, MENSTRUAL RAG!! YOU SUCK BITCH!!! YOU SUCK!!!! GO TO HELL AND BECOME THE DEVIL'S PLAY TOY!!! GO GET MUTILATED AND EATEN ALIVE AFTERWARDS YOU FUCKING BUM!!! YOU FUCKING SLUMLORD!!! EAT MY SHIT AND SUFFOCATE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!!
Jon: Calm your tits already, Jesus!
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When you are playing a joke on your friends, and you finally tell them that you were lying
No I wasn’t actually in the hospital, I was just knocking your tits.
No my penis isn’t the same size as a baby carrot, I was just knocking your tits
Naw baby, I was just knocking your titties, I didn’t sleep with your mom
The female equivalent of busting your balls
"Chill out, I'm just twisting your tit"
When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together
Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Clam your tits)