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Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.
First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.
A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.
After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.
When you put an ice cube in a woman's vagina and rub your dick on her clit and she has a full bush
I almost froze my nuts off when I overstroked giving her a fuzzy zamboni.
When a person defecates on another person's chest and proceeds to sit on their chest and spread the feces around as if a zamboni would on an ice rink.
I started out giving that a girl a Hot Carl, but then decided to finish it off and give her a Mexican Zamboni.
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A sexual act so unspeakably perverted no one knows what it is.
The miami zamboni sequence had to be removed from the film "The Aristocrats" before the MPAA would even call it "Unrated."
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Those things that drive across fields and wipe ‘em right clean.
Holy shit! There’s like 3 field zamboni’s doing that field over there! I guess that’s the end of the 2nd period!
When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.
She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni
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