zjierb

Adj: dissatisfaction of biting into a un-crisp pickle

“Me and my friend shared a mutual feeling of zjierb with our fast food order”

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zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it isn't as crunchy as you want it to be.

Person 1: hey could you grab me a pickle?
Person 2: naw, whenever I grab one it's always to zjierb for me.

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zjierbness

The feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's squishier than you thought it would be.

*bites into pickle*
"I feel zjierb, zjierbness."

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zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

*bites pickle
"I feel... zjierb"
"Zjierbness."

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Zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected

Briana: That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected
Ken: Disgust?
Briana: Wrong, it's not disgust
Ken: Disappointment?
Briana: NO! I know what disappointment feels like
Aaah, I don't know how I feel
*Distressed dance routine meltdown*
Briana: I feel... zjierb
Ken: *Bites a pickle*
Both: Zjierbness

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Zjierbness

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

Invented by youtuber Brian David Gilbert.

Example 1: "I feel zjierb."
Example2: "That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected is called zjierbness."

zjierbness

Noun
That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected.

I feel... Zjierb.

Zjierbness.