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1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
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A word to say when you want to steal the tacos.
(i want tacos...)
“Zonk”
“Uhh”
*grabs tacos and runs*
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somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....
WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....
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Refers to a woman having a huge attractive round booty. Iyt is known for being bigger than a "donk"
My friend E-dubb is thick and she got the zonk!!
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To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.
My posts about Fergie were all zonked because I wasn't nice enough about her.
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When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked
Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!
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to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol
man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked
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