zoomer

A person who goes to Churchy and shags animals especially dogs up the butt. Zoomers are known to have a lot of money and shag eachother when there isnt a hairy animal in sight.

ZOOMER! ZOOMER! ZOOMER! haha look at that ZOOMER! yo that ZOOMER just shagged that poor little puppy. Yo ZOOMER i bought ya a puppy.

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Zoomer

adj; A absolute chad that won't follow anyones rules. Zoomers are free.

Stopper: Did you see that chad zoomer?

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zoomer

Similar in nature to a flaming hard core nerd, but spacier, and typically cross eyed.

John: "Dude, what do you think of that dude Pee Wee?"
Jack: "Dude, he's a total zoomer."

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zoomer

A person who sells fake drugs and then takes off before being found out.

"Damn! that zoomer just sold me cat nip!"

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ZOOMER

n. Instance in which one accidentally inhales a small piece of Marijuana whilst smoking a cigarette of said substance.

Fuck my throat hurts. Why? I just caught a fucking zoomer.

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Zoomer

A slang term for Generation Z or iGen or a person who uses Zoom for their online classes.

Example 1:
Kid: "You use Discord?"
Kid 2: "No, I use Zoom."
Kid: "OK ZOOMER."

Example 2:
Teacher: "If there's Baby Boomers, then there's Zoomers!"
Students: (*cries internally, screams internally*)

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Zoomer

Popular nickname for members of Generation Z that incidentally also plays on the name of the online video chat service Zoom, one that many Zoomers famously used for school and university classes during the coronavirus.

Emily: Do you remember back in High School when we had classes on Zoom because of the pandemic?
Jacob: Yeah, we're such Zoomers.

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