For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time
Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.
When a man bust quick
Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies
Random spasms of energy that makes your pe(t) go top speed to, around, and through whatever they can.
My dog had The Zoomies while I was running this morning and sideswiped me to the ground.
Refers to street racers weaving in traffic on busy highways moving left and right, switching lanes to avoid slower cars
So many zoomies on the i-95 today, why don't the cops arrest them ?
Getting a blowjob will working remotely during important meetings.
Bro she gave zoomy during my interview and I got the job!
Refers to when cats/dogs/ppl with adhd get a sudden burst of energy and feel the need to do laps around the room/roll around on the floor frantically
Milo had the zoomies but now he’s all tuckered out.