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Zuris

Zuris is soccer. He is soccer. He likes soccer. He is curly soccer Elvis Presley.

Look at Zuris ballin'.
Zuris do be good at football.
Zuris has such beautiful hair. *uwu*

by 69420bruh69420 February 19, 2022


Zuri

Anybody named Zuri is a bum who would pretend to be your friend but would never take a bullet for you. Zuri’s are also very dry and would do anything to not talk to you. They may look good on the outside but don’t let that fool you because they’re not in the inside. They can be harsh.

Dude: Hey Zuri! :)))

Zuri: Hey… ://

Dude 2: Dude 1, you’re talking to Zuri??

Dude 1: Yeah, and?? She’s my friend!

Dude 2: Cmon Dude 1, if you got lost, Zuri would not even worry. Trust me, I know.

by TheDummyBummy October 28, 2024


Zuri

Zuri is a very chaotic person in a good way I think. He is very loud and likes to run around a lot. His favorite thing to do is shove people with his shoulder. He loves his scooter especially though. He enjoys cats and dumb videos of animal butts. He can get quite annoying and obnoxious at times but he is alr I guess.

"Zuri wont stop riding the scooter."
"Zuri stop talking bozo."

by yournyli December 3, 2021


Zuri

thinks shes an angel and and perfect but actually makes fun of me and all people everyday. she said I'm like a grandma.

zuri said i dont know :(

by definitelynotsage November 2, 2021


zuried

getting played by someone who made you feel special or receiving the “ I don’t feel the same way “ after treating you like a girlfriend

Sarah : He played me, he made me feel so special :( What went wrong?
Mary : DUDE YOU JUST GOT ZURIED

by yansniffsu November 29, 2022