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When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.
Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"
Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."
National take your fucking Christmas lights down you've still got thanksgiving day
Karen- You know what day it is?
Stacy- Yeah, November 1st
Karen- Oh, so you know we still have thanksgiving?
Stacy- Of course!
Karen- Then take your fucking Christmas lights down. Just fuckin take 'em down.
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The one mainly used in examples.
Person 1: Oh great here we go again. Come on guys come up with your own characters why am I involved doing these idiotic things?
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New Years Day and also a day all the Bad Bitches was born !
Oh shit it’s January 1 and it’s my birthday bitchhh!
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The New England Patriots had their hopes of completing a perfect season destroyed by losing the one game that counts: The Super Bowl.
Not only that, but they were also caught cheating during the season so even if they went 19-0 it would still always be questioned.
18-1* is the equivalent of epic failure
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National no homo day you can be as homiesexual as you want but only for this day no other days
Boy 1 Let me slap that ass
Boy 2 your gay
Boy 1 it’s November 1 though
Ight bet then
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To have everything going in your favor until the last moment. Derived from the 2007-2008 season New England Patriots whose quest for a perfect season was derailed by the New York Giants in the Superbowl XLII.
I had an 18-1 bowling game last night, I was making all those strikes until I made a gutterball at the final round.
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