Dry Fapping

Rubbing one out with your pants on to avoid detection.

Billy: "Dude! As soon as we got in the back seat, Susy started dry fapping me!"

Jeffery: "That's hot!"

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fap queen

Woman that is worthy to be the subject of masturbation.

Emily Ratajkowski is a fap queen fer sure.

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I'd fap to that

When you feel the urge to (fap) masturbate to a very hot thing, Preferably a naked female.

"Dude, did you see that girl? I'd fap to that!"
"Yo! Look at that ass! I'd fap to that!"

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Fap Vigorously

The best response to any "walk in, see this, what do?" thread. results in instant lulz. it means to jack off vigorously.

-Walk in, see this, what do? (picture of spider infestation on ceiling)

- FAP VIGOROUSLY

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fap viewing

(v) Reading or posting on a forum aproximately 15-30 minutes after announceing you are going to bed. It can therefore be assumed that you fapped before hitting the hay.

WTF is Harry doing viewing Genmay? Didn't he say he was say he was going to bed awhile ago? He must be fap viewing....again.

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Gay Fapping

When 1 person (boy) sits and masturbates on 2 penises, not including he's own.....

Emil was such an admirer of gay fapping..

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fap apnea

The inability to fall asleep without masturbating.

Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......

(Next Day)

Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.

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