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Woman that is worthy to be the subject of masturbation.
Emily Ratajkowski is a fap queen fer sure.
When you feel the urge to (fap) masturbate to a very hot thing, Preferably a naked female.
"Dude, did you see that girl? I'd fap to that!"
"Yo! Look at that ass! I'd fap to that!"
The best response to any "walk in, see this, what do?" thread. results in instant lulz. it means to jack off vigorously.
-Walk in, see this, what do? (picture of spider infestation on ceiling)
- FAP VIGOROUSLY
(v) Reading or posting on a forum aproximately 15-30 minutes after announceing you are going to bed. It can therefore be assumed that you fapped before hitting the hay.
WTF is Harry doing viewing Genmay? Didn't he say he was say he was going to bed awhile ago? He must be fap viewing....again.
When 1 person (boy) sits and masturbates on 2 penises, not including he's own.....
Emil was such an admirer of gay fapping..
The inability to fall asleep without masturbating.
Evan: Dude, I just couldn't fall asleep last night.
Bryan: Did you try masturbating?
Evan: No......
(Next Day)
Evan: It worked! I slept like a rock!
Bryan: Yeah, you just have fap apnea.
1. Seeing as fap is the sound made when masterbating, and offbeat fap is a "fap" sound that is offbeat, suggesting someone else is masterbating as well.
2. when you hear the sound of someone else jacking off in the room
3. Something utterly horrible.
1. fap....fap....fap..FAPFAP....... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
2. Dude, I was masterbating last night when I heard an offbeat fap, I turned around and my brother was right behind me fapping away.
3. John: Dude check out this picture of this hermaphrodite.
Mike: OHHH dude, that's such an offbeat fap.