When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.
"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"
A guy who is prepared stand in front of another guy and get in his face a load of the other guys spit.
I hang around with a group of lads who spit on me as i am their spit target.
Spitting in your loved ones face after tongue-punching their rosebud in an act of intimacy.
I was going to ask him after sex if we were boyfriend and girlfriend, but then he hit me with the devil spit and removed all doubt!
"Spitting the custard" is the act of ejaculation.
Similar in usage to "jizzing" and "jizzed".
1: "She was totally asking for it, so I spat the custard on her back"
2: "Leigh loves it when you spit the custard all over her face"
A combination of tobacco and hashish within a zig zag white.
Ay to Sonja pass me that gnarly spit lickey
When you spit in your friends eyes and punch him in the balls.
You're about to get spit tricked!
When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.
Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.
Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.
Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.