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An insult or joke to a person.
GUY : What did you do in the weekend Tom?
Tom : I did your mom.
Guy : What's your favorite food?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : I heard you had a sleepover, who was their?
Tom : Your mom.
Guy : Jesus Tom, pull it out!
Tom : Ha, that's not what you're mom said last night.
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A word used when you have absolutely nothing else to say, don't want to answer a question, or are bored and want to say something that will make people think you are wierd, even if it makes no sense whatsoever.
Dude: Hey whatcha watchin?
Other Dude: Your mom.
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Kilrory: Man my computer is so slow!
Me: Your mom's so slow.
Kilrory: Shut up Michi.
Me: Your mom needs to shut up.
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the woman who every single person on xbox live banged
i just banged your mom
your mom is a hoe, i banged her
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"Billy, Your mom gay." said Richard. Billy replied with "No u"
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A milf with big ass tities. Your mom likes raw dogged and in fact up the ass. She gives me a cookie after I'm done with her. And by cookie I mean pussy.
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Your mom just made us cookies!
That's not what your mom said last night!
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a very cheering up joke used whereever
"ay what you do in science class yesterday?"
"your mom"
"*sighs*"
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