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A friend is a person who... wait, whats a friend?
Person 1: I'm autistic and suicidal pls halp. Person 2: It's okay friend, just kill yourself you fucking idiot
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Me:Hey freinds!!!
Friends:Silence because I don’t have any
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Some one that'll fuck you over, and you don't even mind
HA you a gay ass friend
Thanks
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Yes i'm talking about you Becky and Ron are my best friends
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A thing that you probably don't have
John: Hey, wheres Jacob?
Alan: Probably out in the street begging for friends.
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a friend is someone you should be able to trust but can't because they are constantly stabbing you in the back and are always mad at you. And no matter how much you want to get away from them you jus can't because they would like to see else then for you to get hurt and everyone to stop liking you. A friend should be someone you can turn to and trust yet most completley turn on you and dont care about you or how you feel because they are completley self centered and their goal in life is to see you unhappy.
My friend is a complete loser and i cant stand her because all she wants is attention and could care less about me and jus can't wait to see me unhappy.
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A vague and ambiguous term used by many females, typically used to covertly describe a male associate with whom they have sexual relations.
Ohh Landquisha, I called up my friend last night to come over and lay some pipe. He beat up my coochie better than the LAPD!
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