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A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
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A party trick
The trickster takes a dump in the cistern of the host's toilet, resulting in rusty water for months unless the offending turd is fished out and flushed away.
I went to that bastards party the other day, drank his beer, fucked his girlfriend and left him a top decker for the morning.
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The greatest southern rock band ever.
ZZ TOP:
Jesus Just Left Chicago
or
Woke Up With Wood
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Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.
They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.
ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.
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above comparison
Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.
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The idiom means, be very happy
I'll be on top of the world if i'm gonna win the lotto.
When Laura received the award, she was on top of the world.
Top Suds is when someone orders a beer and offers the first sip to a good friend. It is impolite and near insulting to refuse top suds when offered. Top Suds can also be used with any other dibs-style act such as fresh clothing, snacks, and uber seat picking. Asking for Top Suds is not the same as offering, you can refuse to give Top Suds and it won't be disrespectful.
Friend 1: You want Top Suds on this oven roasted pizza?
Friend 2: You're offering Top Slice Suds?! Thanks man!
Friend 1: Top Suds!
Friend 2: Top Suds!
Friend 1: Hey I'll take the IPA
Friend 2: Oh dude can I try that?
Friend 1: You're asking for Top Suds? Yeah that's fine.