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BJ slam

The act of a girl icing her man a bj while driving and the idiot in the car ahead of you gives you a brake check which causes her to thrust her head further down your cock and permanently damaging her throat.

I heard that Brandon was getting a BJ slam and now his gf is in the hospital!

by Narly ass boi November 27, 2016


OP BJ

Over-the-pants Blowjob

Damn Paige gave me a terrible OP BJ last night.

by AlexanderSube March 19, 2022


L. BJ

Da infamous "possibly involved in da assassination of J.F.K." (another commander-in-chief who was also identified with three initials!) prez with a larger-than-average hoo-haw, and so lots of chicks might have wanted to give him fellatio.

I hear dat Bill Clinton wasn't particularly well-endowed between his legs, so perhaps he envied L. BJ, both for how "hung like a horse" he was, and da number of ladies whom he got to spread their legs for him.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024


The Bloody BJ

When you hollow out a pickle, put cream sauce in the pickle then finish it off with hot sauce.

Person 1: What the fuck even is that? Person 2: That's just the bloody BJ

by NootNootProductionz March 12, 2021


BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.

Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.

by Bob7768 March 27, 2011


bj situps

The act of pleasuring your man (like he has earned) while toning your tummy for vacation

I just can't seem to find time to get my tummy flat and keep you satisfied hunky.. Gonna have to do some more bj situps if you don't mind?

by Scrappy012482 March 22, 2016


BJ²

When you receive a BJ, inside of a BJ's store

Yesterday this girl blew me inside a BJ's bathroom, and that equals BJ² bruh

by Cardnyl April 23, 2022