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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mum: eat your BRUSSEL SPROUTS >:0
me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
h4x0r$P33K 4 Microsoft® which allegedly in the olden times tried to write code and shit but there were 1000s of these cretins and none of them could do it rite lulz!!!1! KTHXBYE
n00b: I can't wait till I download Windows 7® Beta from the glorious Microsoft® Corporation! *sighs*
|33td00d: µ!¢®0$0?+ ????? KOS
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That guy who always walks up to you and your friends and asks "Did you guys watch Tosh.0 last night hardy-har-har" or "Did you see (insert part here) last night", when you are the one who told him about the show in the first place. You probably did watch the episode and therefore are not in the mood to listen to the douche's play-by-play of the whole episode
Me: Yeah I'll be at home tomorrow, why?
Friend: We can hang out.
Tosh.0 Douche: *walks over* Hey guys did you see when Daniel Tosh called that mexican poor and uneducated?
Me: *sigh* Yeah... it was kind of funny....
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A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 means you would do her sober.
Guy 1: Dude, totally hooked up with Claire last night.
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!
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S-Spanish
O-Or
V-Vanish
When you don’t do your Spanish lesson duo will find you! ;)
Kid: hahaha I didn’t do my Spanish lesson today!
Duo the green owl: teehee
Kid: what the heck?
Duo the green owl: SPANISH or VANISH! *smiles*
Kid: what?
Duo the green owl: S.0.V.!
Kid: oh...AHHHHHHHHHH *kid vanishes*
Asexual. Using leet 53x + m3=0 translates to SEX + ME =0
I bought my 53x+m3=0 T-shirt from asexuality.org
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