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Math Con-sultant

A symbol-minded person who knows all 64 main intimate positions, including their 200+ variations, but struggles to get a date except with bots or digital dolls.

Guesstimate how many folks in academia, who consult or moonlight for publishing houses worldwide, are in fact math con-sultants, whose names on textbook covers could potentially yield a higher adoption rate among local or regional schools, especially among titles-minded teachers and parents.

by MathPlus May 1, 2023

28๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chicharonez con leche

In spanish it literally means pork rinds with milk. The disgusting sound to it makes people crinkle their nose. It is used to describe a weird, random, or awkward person or situation like the literal meaning.

Because it sounds so strange, people use it randomly to break the boredom or awkwardness in a conversation. Most of the time it is used when the other user replys just "LOL" because everyone knows that means they are bored of you.

LOL, her hair is like chicharonez con leche!

Guy: I'm making a sandwich.
Girl: lol
Guy: Chicharonez con leche
Girl: LMAO what's that? XD

by NIrvanaNoelle September 17, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chili Con Carne

When, after a spicy meal, a man, preferably the governor of Texas or the President of the United States, takes a shit on a woman's chest, then titty fucks her.

"What say you and me go back to the Lincoln Bedroom and I show you what we mean in Texas by Chili Con Carne?"

by RT November 22, 2004

46๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


con winky face

With winky face. A sexual inuendo that implies suggestive themes. Most commonly used when trying to coerse a woman into performing sexual acts unto one's person.

Guy: Ey girl!
Girl: what's up?
Guy: Just talkin' to this cutie ;)
Girl: Is her name girl? ;)
Girl: *Wow he used the con winky face. I'll give hime a blow job tomorrow.*

by Ernie Mc'Krackin' September 26, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


cafe con leche

Literally, coffee with milk. In South America, a mixed race person who is light brown, neither clearly white or black. Spanish translation of Brazilian "cafรฉ com leite". Not an insult, cafe con leche is considered very attractive.

Halle Berry is cafe con leche,with a white mother and black father.
mulatto mixed race melangian mestee mestizo cafรฉ com leite

by Anubis Dhole March 29, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


long white con

An ambitious alternative to the short con. The mark is money rich and a bit less gullible than a short con mark. It's risky and takes experience running con games. Up front bait cash and a seasoned crew are often necessary. Be ready to walk away because the stakes are high. Called the long white con because it takes a long lead time to earn the mark's trust and it is a playing field traditionally reserved for white folks, although that is no longer the case. Popularized by novelist Iceberg Slim.

That real estate developer lost his fortune due to a long white con pulled on his ass.

by titmouse October 28, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chili con Leche

A sexual stunt in which a man prior to ejaculating on his partners face, pulls out a can of pepper spray and shoots her in the eyes. Meanwhile as she writhes in pain, the man continues to ejaculate on her.

Anthony: So I totally tried a Chili con Leche last night...

Charles: How did that go?

Anthony: Well we broke up, I don't date blind chicks.

by Tejota624 September 30, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž