arleths birthday ๐๐๐
arleth : why didnโt you tell me happy birthday ๐
them: sorry itโs august 13 right
December 13 kiss your best friend
Hi jimmy itโs December 13
*get a kiss out the no where*
Bett ima kiss you ๐
These people are the baddest bitches
1: Sheโs such a bad bleep
2: Yea
3: She must be born on December 13th
The day to beat up your worst enemy
(You can do it buddy)
Little Timmy: Hey Jimmy...
JIMMY: what do YOU want bitch
Timmy:... itโs December 13th
JIMMY: aww FUCK
National Give Your Homies Head Day
National Give Your Homies Head Day is preferably the best holiday of the year! This holiday occurs on May 13
You: Yo, you know what day It is?
Homie: Nah bro. What day is it?
You: National Give Your Homie Head Day
Homie: Ah shit...
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people born on april 13 are hot as fuck and can bust a huge nut
person 1: Did you hear? people born on April 13 are super hot!
person 2: I also heard they can bust huge nuts!
The day the most beautiful nicest boy was born. All through he calls himself uglt hes not hes honestly the most nicest person in the WORLD combined. Which is what makes him an Aries:)<3!
Marry someone whos birthday is April 13 they will make ur day:))