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October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

by dad at grocery store October 20, 2019


20-YO

A slang term in reference to the calendar year 2011. Due to "YO" being the call on a Craps table for a roll of 11.

I want to wish all my friends and family a Happy 20-YO.

Graduating next spring means I will be a member of the class of 20-YO.

by jcgreengw December 31, 2011


April 20

April 20 is national suck your friend's dick day

P1: too it's April 20
P2:Oh hell yeah bro.
P1: *unzips*

by youringo April 20, 2022

8👍 2👎


May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 11, 2022

1👍 1👎


May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022


December 20

Everyone born on December 20th is sexy.

Him:damn look at her she looks so sexy I might cry

Oh she must be born on December 20th

by Lucy good November 20, 2020


December 20

Everyone born on December 20th is sexy.

Him:damn look at her she looks so sexy I might cry

Oh she must be born on December 20th

by Lucy good November 20, 2020