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May 20

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

by machary May 11, 2022


May 20

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022


April 20

April 20 is national suck your friend's dick day

P1: too it's April 20
P2:Oh hell yeah bro.
P1: *unzips*

by youringo April 20, 2022

8👍 2👎


September 20

the day you have to say yes to everything no matter how crazy it is and you have to ask at least one person to shag you but it has to be that day or it doesn't count

me: why are they cutting off each others pubes?
olivia: it’s September 20th
remember they have to say yes to anyone about anything

me: oh yes

by scerystanlee1 September 3, 2021


March 20

March 20 is the national anal day for couples

John is celebrating March 20 with Karen

by Haloooopphett March 19, 2021


December 20

Everyone born on December 20th is sexy.

Him:damn look at her she looks so sexy I might cry

Oh she must be born on December 20th

by Lucy good November 20, 2020


December 20

Everyone born on December 20th is sexy.

Him:damn look at her she looks so sexy I might cry

Oh she must be born on December 20th

by Lucy good November 20, 2020