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September 4th is national mustache ride day. It is a day where women get to go for a mustache ride. Find a guy with a beard and mustache and hop on his face on for the ride of your life. Sex is not guaranteed for the man, he just gets his face used.
September 4th is my favorite day, I get to ride a mustache!
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The Fourth Hole is womb itself granted if you dicks long enough to reach it
"Dude did you know that women have a 4th hole!"
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January 4th is national send nudes day, on this day you can send nudes to whoever your comfortable with such as friends, your ex, your crush as long as they are okay with it.
Friend 1: Bro I gotta send you nudes
Friend. 2: why!!
Friend 1: it’s January 4th
Friend 2: oh okay
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literal birthday of the devil, literally every time this date passes someone gives birth to a devil.
“when were you born??”
“oh! november 4th-“
“get away from me. now.”
“why-?”
“I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME BOY”
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August 4th are where all the beautiful bitches were born, like me! Also us beautiful bitches are drama queens, but we are mostly loyal.
???:Hey what day is it?
???:August 4th- wait its your bday!
???:Yep!
???:Lucky.
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A 4th squad that attacks the third party enemies and often gets killed by a 5th party, who then gets killed by 6th party and so on until game over.
There’s a 4th party, I knew we should’ve never tried to third party in ranked
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