can of biscuits

A woman wearing a tube top who should not by any means wear one. Meaning her stomach fat bursts from between her pants and the bottom of her tube top like a can of biscuits.

"Hey, did you see that 300 pound chic in the tube top?!"
"What, you mean the can of biscuits?"

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go to the can

use the toilet. usually a woman "goes to the can" to urinate.

"i gotta go to the can"

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Jam Can

The stainless steel container in many gas station bathrooms used for disposing of feminine hygiene products.

Boss - "Hey Tony, since you are the new guy get in there and empty the Jam Can."

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trash can

noun: a bin that holds garbage until it is collected

I put my garbage in a trash can. Then I put my trash can at the end of my driveway so the the garbage man people can pick it up.

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Pepsi Can

A penis which has an unusually large diameter, though it is not necessarily wider than it is long

Girl 1: I heard that Ralphie has a choad
Girl 2: No, its more like a Pepsi Can

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can-rattler

A very noisy bowel movement. One that "rattles the can."

I took a poop just now, and it was a can-rattler, made the bathroom stool shake.

can tower

A tower or pyramid made out of empty dip cans

"Have you seen Jimmy's can tower it's getting pretty tall"