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A Randy Jackson is an alcoholic mixed drink named after the famous black guy/america idol judge. the drink consist of arnold palmer, vodka, redbull, and ovaltine. Its called a Randy Jackson because the dark color of the drink and the chocolate
guy 1: dude you were so wasted
guy 2: it was randy jackson
guy 1: the famous black guy?
guy 2: no the drink
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Recently deposited pile of canine excrement.
Shana knew it was time for the dog to come back inside, after she observed a Hot Jackson steaming in the snow.
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A woman who is a cheater, or one who like to have sex with alot of men. Derived from Panic at the disco's song Miss Jackson.
"She's such a Miss Jackson!"
"I heard you were with that Miss Jackson last night?" "Who hasn't?"
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noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.
"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."
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A Jackson Hinkle is the sweaty paste you scrape off the bottom of a dictators gooch area. Often smells of shame and taco meat.
We tried to get intimate but as soon as he took of his pants I could smell the Jackson Hinkle. I almost puked.
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deffinition 1:
Someone who uses someone who uses others (even family) for their own personal gain
deffinition 2:
someone who uses a very harsh but effective way of raising his/her child(ren)
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person 1: that michael jackson documentary was sad
person 2: why
person 1: because the accusers are doing a joe jackson on the original victim of joe jackson
d2:
person 1:how come Matt hasn't come to school recently
person 2: because he is probably still recovering from the beating his dad gave him
person 1: was it that bad?
person 2: yeah, his dad went full joe jackson on his ass
The most wonderful type of mother you will ever see.
Goddess of blue food and mother to heroes. Completely badass.
Proof that the most wonderful people have the most rotten luck.
Demigod #1: Did you just see the Seven with Nico and Reyna!!
Demigod #2: Yeah I did. Where do you think they were going?
Demigod #3: I heard to Sally Jackson's for some blue cookies
Demigod #1 & #2:Damn lucky