The king of the Monster Energy stash. He drinks it all the time You better get on this guy's good side. If this is failed guard your drywall or it will be punched.
Random Human: Eh, I don't really like Mountain Dew.
Kyle: SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
A guy who loves to drink Moutain Dew while being very irritable and obnoxious.
Dude #1: why is he being so weird?
Dude #2: oh that's just a Kyle
Kyle is a person who thinks he is hard all the time but really isn’t.
He spend half of his day watching porn hub
Oh look it’s kyle Thurlow hehe
Kyle is a great person very sweet, and great to cuddle with but doesn’t really like affection.
Hey Kyle, wanna cuddle?
An extremely angery straight kid who's parents seperated at a young age. generally seen wearing a flat bill or snap back, calvin klein underwear, and an oversized belt. Drinks nothing but monster and has never seen a razor in his life. Don't make fun of him or he'll have a tantrum. Opposite of eugene and hates chads.
If you see a Kyle, offer a monster and he won't slash your tires.
An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:
Person 1: why is kyle so stupid
An idiot that doesnt sleep ever and then says he depressed and doesnt know why (i wonder why dumbass) also likely to be animesexual as kyle as said countless time he would fuck a anime character from AOT annie although despite the fact she isnt real, also has never disgareed with being animesexual so therefore it most likely to be true. also i have seen many people on the kyle thing saying kyle is cute and idk how tf u got that bc man did a eye reveal once and yikey man didnt even have a pupil :skull:
Person 1: do you know Kyle
Person 2: yea his the animeseuxal one that doesnt ever sleep