A Fat Ass fruit who can’t tell his head from his ass. He brags about his mom’s Porsche, even though he drives daddy’s Civic. Unusually crusty eyelids. Has a certified micro penis document and lives on welfare.
Look at that fat ass nerd Riley Schermerhorn
Riley is the kindest, hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. Rileys are mainly bruntte or dark haired, abd are into cars and Motorbikes. Riley can be very sensitve at times but only when it involves his closest friends. Riley will do anything to protect the people he loves, esspecially his Family. If you ever get the chance to date a Riley never let him leave you or never leave him, because he is the best its gets. If you are a Rileys Ex you are probably amazingly hot and Sexy for him to have dated you and even though you are no longer dating you share a bond which will never brake whether it is freindship or more.When Riley loves he loves with his full heart. Riley is horney 24/7 and always wants a BJ. Riley is an amazing man and amazingly kind when he wants to be but can be very impulsive. If u ever meet a Riley never let him go....
Girl ....*Riley (boy) is my Bestfriend*
Other girl.....*Damn, lucky*
Next Mother Teresa but doesn't look like an old crown and is waayy worse
I wish I were Riley Klosky
Riley is a cool guy. He plays Fortnite and GTA V. But he’s not a virgin. He gets bad marks and school and laughs at the dumbest shit ever. He is the class clown and he’s shy to new people
Person 1: Riley is such a cool guy, I wanna be friends with him.
Riley (boy): Uhh sure I’ll be friends with you. 😂
a move in basketball where a player bounces the ball off a rather short kid(prefferably with the last name Riley)'s head then dribbles it under his legs while he's trying to figure out what happened.
I pulled an off-the-riley on Riley and got a buck from my teacher.
A racist, a rapist and a cocksucker (literally).
The action in which someone tucks there lips in so it appears as the person has no lips or mouth. Popularized by Riley B. Most commonly used by middle-high school students.
He uses the "Riley smile" for every picture.