Turd-cutter

Turd cutter

A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.

God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.

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Poo cutter

A knife duct taped to the back of a plunger for the purpose of cutting up large poops that will not flush.

I dropped such a large poo, I had to slice it up with my poo cutter.

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emo cutters

we dont all ways cut our selfs but we do cut others

life of some emo cutters
ghod! that feels good thanx for cutting me matty *slahses mattys arm*

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Daisy Cutter

An inordinately Large bowel movement, usually associated with dining at the local

Mexican restaurant the night before

Tom?? He's in the bunker dropping a Daisy Cutter on the porcelain palace

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Cookie Cutter

The act of thrusting the barrel of a pistol into any soft part of a persons body leaving a round shape bruise.

In extreme cases a small round chunk of the persons flesh will remain in the barrel.

"Bill how many times i got to tell you, stop cookie cutting suspects".

"Yo man that cops a cookie cutter".

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box cutter

a penis
See rusty box cutter

Help, my box cutter is on fire!!!!!!!!

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Diamond Cutter

A penis so small that when aroused is hard enough to cut through a diamond, the opposite of a Tim.

Andrew Kevin Martin has a Diamond Cutter, he left those bitches cut up worse then a bunch of niggers.

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